Damn you hit this shit right in the middle of the bullseye from whatever is a really far distance to do such things but I have no sense of distance. 👏👏
I have no idea whether or not Rohan Ghostwind is hot, but like...his name is Rohan Ghostwind. I could sit and try to think of "names for the hot seductive male hero of my erotic fantasy novel" for like three months and not come up with one that good. So since he came up with it, I'm thinking maybe he doesn't have quite as much of the strenuously principled objection to such novels as one might surmise, based on his pieces. In fact I'm now lowkey semi-suspicious he might have a sidegig writing them, and his posts here are catharsis for the terrible pressure of having to constantly produce such fantasies for the voracious appetites of his all-lady audience. Or at least, I will choose to believe this bc it's kind of fun. 😊
Heeeey I got a handwritten mention! I knew I was somewhere off the map! Alright, made my week with that. 😁 and I can concur with Amelia being in all the good lists
Once I get the categorization, I’m gonna get a therapist, and if they don’t agree, I’m gonna open hand slap them across the temple and tell them they suck and they’re wrong.
Also, you were supposed to be on the “Guys Who Just Showed Up One Day and Started Being Funny Right Off the Bat” list! This tragic error will be remedied.
thank you for mapping this out! gonna do a free sub to each individual
am very process oriented and like your writing. shit clicks with me
genuinely curious what your opinion is on the Tortuga organization? too new to Substack and cannot adequately assess risk of associating/engaging and helping/benefiting from an organization that I perceive has really good process even if the outcomes are currently mediocre
this class shit sucks with what is acceptable and what is not, which is why I find Anuradha fascinating
This was the best thing to wake up to on a gorgeous Sunday morning. So hilarious and well-done. Honored to be mentioned amongst the coolest and ephemeral-est group of women.
As for the “nice” part, 3 out of 4 ex boyfriends would vehemently disagree :)
Haha this is awesome! Thanks for including me friend💛
lol this is so funny!! And I completely agree about Kate being so nice. 😀😆
Love this compilation and your attention to detail. Thank you for including me and my weird obsession with dysfunctional behavioural patterns!
Damn you hit this shit right in the middle of the bullseye from whatever is a really far distance to do such things but I have no sense of distance. 👏👏
I have no idea whether or not Rohan Ghostwind is hot, but like...his name is Rohan Ghostwind. I could sit and try to think of "names for the hot seductive male hero of my erotic fantasy novel" for like three months and not come up with one that good. So since he came up with it, I'm thinking maybe he doesn't have quite as much of the strenuously principled objection to such novels as one might surmise, based on his pieces. In fact I'm now lowkey semi-suspicious he might have a sidegig writing them, and his posts here are catharsis for the terrible pressure of having to constantly produce such fantasies for the voracious appetites of his all-lady audience. Or at least, I will choose to believe this bc it's kind of fun. 😊
Hahaha love it 🤣🤣
Sadly, he could also be that 350 pounder on a cot in his mom’s basement. If so I hope you never find out so your fantasy stays ideal.
I love this potential Rohan-as-secret-romantasy-aurhor arc. I want it to be true.
If we just believe hard enough, it can be true. 🤞
Well he’s a Jane Austen fan so it’s totally possible
Wait, there’s another guy running “I like Jane Austen” game on here? Unacceptable.
Rohan, please notice this and give the people what they want
Heeeey I got a handwritten mention! I knew I was somewhere off the map! Alright, made my week with that. 😁 and I can concur with Amelia being in all the good lists
What's funny is seeing that I'm not the only one who wonders how hot the people behind words are
I'm glad I'm not the only one, too, lol
Me and Phisto not on here. Ghey.
Your subtype needs more careful consideration before it's revealed to the public.
Awwwwweeeee ❤️
Once I get the categorization, I’m gonna get a therapist, and if they don’t agree, I’m gonna open hand slap them across the temple and tell them they suck and they’re wrong.
Hell yeah, you tell em.
Also, you were supposed to be on the “Guys Who Just Showed Up One Day and Started Being Funny Right Off the Bat” list! This tragic error will be remedied.
Humor is all I got homegirl
*suddenly has list fomo
Very pleased to have been posting in such a manner that my entire being can be pinpointed with precision.
thank you for mapping this out! gonna do a free sub to each individual
am very process oriented and like your writing. shit clicks with me
genuinely curious what your opinion is on the Tortuga organization? too new to Substack and cannot adequately assess risk of associating/engaging and helping/benefiting from an organization that I perceive has really good process even if the outcomes are currently mediocre
this class shit sucks with what is acceptable and what is not, which is why I find Anuradha fascinating
This is so fucking hilarious and I'm glad to be included
This was the best thing to wake up to on a gorgeous Sunday morning. So hilarious and well-done. Honored to be mentioned amongst the coolest and ephemeral-est group of women.
As for the “nice” part, 3 out of 4 ex boyfriends would vehemently disagree :)
You're nice to me, that's all that counts 😂
I could never be mean to a pretty, funny girl with good taste in music! Only boys.
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Thanks for the inclusion in the mystery category, I’m also more of a Twitter character and I also have no idea what I’m about anymore. So… apt.
The Carl Linnaeus Substack needs
Oh and for re-feministing—I’d add Stephanie Murray and maybe Elizabeth Grace Matthews + Ivana Greco for more sensible conservative takes
Some of them sound familiar, I'll check them out! Thanks for the recommendations 😊
Hell yeah, taxonomy goals
Ok, this is really good. I foresee a tattered printed copy of this with lots check marks and arrows drawn, etc.